Scooter Brothers
Two wheels. No brakes. All attitude. The unofficial brotherhood for Leonida’s aging rebels, midlife-crisis dads, and anyone who thinks a moped is a lifestyle.
Finishing last in every street race since the 80s, but doing it with unearned confidence and zero shame.
A crew of middle-aged dudes doing wheelies... badly. Their motto? "Brotherhood, Speed, and Insurance Fraud."
Known for clogging up Leonida’s highways in massive convoys, sparking road rage incidents and eye-rolls state-wide.
The Scooter Gospel
Scooter Brothers isn’t just a brand; it’s a cry for help. Originating from the viral insanity of Leonida’s streets, this "club" has turned the humble scooter into a symbol of defiance against logic and safety standards.
Found loitering at suburban strip malls and gas station plazas, the brothers are the wallpaper of Leonida’s suburban decay. They double as a lifestyle brand, selling vests, bumper stickers, and calendars that prove you don't need a heavy-duty biker jacket to be a public nuisance.
A massive Scooter Brothers convoy observed blocking rush-hour traffic, sparking multiple road rage encounters.
Scooter Brothers crew crashes a high-end social event, popping wheelies and spilling cheap lager everywhere.
Lifestyle Ecosystem
Other labels fueling the Leonida rebellion:
In the real world, Scooter Brothers is a legendary nod to an early GTA V viral video, parodying the fanatical culture of Scooter Clubs.
Last updated: February, 2026