Scooter Brothers
Two wheels. No brakes. All attitude. The unofficial gang for Leonida's aging rebels and washed-up stuntmen.
Overview
| Category | Scooter Club / Lifestyle Brand |
|---|---|
| Status | Confirmed |
| First Seen | Official Gameplay Footage & Billboards |
| Location | Seen in suburban strip malls, retirement communities, and sketchy biker bars |
| Inspiration | Parody of scooter enthusiast clubs and midlife crisis culture |
Popular Products
Scooter Brothers ain’t about style, it’s about survival. Known for their painfully underpowered two-wheelers and merch that reeks of desperation, Scooter Brothers offers helmets, vests, bumper stickers, and calendars featuring middle-aged dudes doing wheelies... badly. Their motto? "Brotherhood, Speed, and Insurance Fraud."
Brand Interaction
Scooter Brothers shows up at car meets, illegal street races (where they finish last), and every county fair where the funnel cake is stale. Citizens in Leonida roll their eyes as the Scooter Brothers parade through town, clogging up traffic and pretending they own the road. Their garages double as poker dens, fight clubs, and storage for old beer fridges. Don’t expect performance, but do expect attitude. And maybe a poorly executed backflip in a Walmart parking lot.
Known Activity Log
| Timestamp | Activity |
|---|---|
| Trailer 1 – 00:50 | Scooter Brothers convoy blocks downtown traffic during rush hour, sparking road rage incidents. |
| Trailer 1 – 02:00 | Scooter Brothers crew crashes a rooftop party, popping wheelies and spilling cheap beer everywhere. |