Buff Beer
Real Strength, Real Regret. The protein-fortified lager for gym rats, wannabe alphas, and anyone who thinks a bicep curl justifies a six-pack.
Catering to those who live in the gym and breathe testosterone. If it reeks of sweat and ego, Buff Beer is there.
Marketed as a health supplement for the massive, though mostly used for bulking and blacking out simultaneously.
From backyard wrestling rings to underground MMA arenas, it's the official fuel for Leonida's bruising culture.
The Alpha Brew
Buff Beer is Leonida's answer to the fitness craze, turning the locker room into a bar. It sells itself as the "drink of champions," but anyone with half a brain knows it’s just cheap lager with a side of delusion.
The brand owns the gritty side of Vice County, dominating the vending machines of grungy gyms and fight night ice buckets. In a state obsessed with being bigger, louder, and dumber, Buff Beer is the liquid ego that keeps the flex culture alive and well.
Promotional posters observed inside a sweat-soaked training facility, right next to the heavy bags.
Ice buckets overflowing with Buff Beer cans seen at a chaotic bare-knuckle event in Vice County.
Lifestyle Ecosystem
Other brands shaping the brawn of Leonida:
In the real world, Buff Beer parodies the aggressive marketing of fitness supplements like Muscle Milk mixed with low-budget hyper-masculine beer culture.
Last updated: February, 2026