Horny's
Home of the Heartstopper. Leonida’s finest source of clogged arteries, triple-bypass burgers, and questionable life choices.
Serving up burgers so salty they’ve been known to ruin marriages and jumpstart heart conditions.
The unofficial headquarters for the hungover, the broke, and everyone else who gave up on a diet years ago.
A clown branding that’s more likely to be seen in a police lineup than a children’s birthday party.
The Grease Gospel
Horny's is a cultural landmark in Leonida’s underbelly. It doesn’t pretend to be healthy, and it certainly doesn't ask questions. Found in every sketchy strip mall and highway rest stop, it’s the place where back-alley deals are made over buckets of fries and oversized eColas.
The brand thrives on the unapologetic chaos of Vice County. Whether it's a food fight erupting over cold burgers or a quick getaway through the drive-thru, Horny's provides the high-calorie fuel that keeps the state's chaotic heart beating.
Flickering neon signage spotted above a sketchy corner, surrounded by Leonida's finest loiterers.
A massive food fight erupting inside a Horny's location, proving the fries are as volatile as the customers.
Market Ecosystem
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