Poultry Empire

Cluckin' Bell

Taste the Cock! Leonida's premier destination for industrial-grade chicken, deep-fried denial, and enough grease to lubricate a tank.

Nutritional Grade
Legally Questionable

Serving up beakless chunks and mystery meat buckets that make the local health inspectors look the other way.

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The Big Bell Box

An oversized cardboard coffin packed with three meals' worth of greasy regrets and a bucket-sized soda.

Social Role
Heartburn Ambassador

The official sanctuary for Leonida's loiterers, late-night hustlers, and anyone who's given up on their liver.

The Poultry Gospel

Cluckin' Bell is more than just a fast-food chain; it’s the smell of Vice County’s hustle. In a state that moves at breakneck speed, Cluckin' Bell provides the high-sodium fuel needed to survive a shift at the docks or a night dodging VCPD cruisers.

Plastered across Leonida's food courts and grimy corners, its deranged chicken mascot is a symbol of mass-market survival. It’s the place where deals go down in sticky booths and the parking lots double as fight clubs. If it tastes like yellow fryer oil and sorrow, it’s a Cluckin' Bell classic.

Visual Impact Log
Caught on the streets of Leonida:
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Trailer 1: Quick Fix

Protagonist observed grabbing a bucket of mystery meat before engaging in high-stakes urban traversal.

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Trailer 1: Freeway Dominance

Massive billboards glowing over gridlocked Leonida highways, reminding everyone that suffering is delicious.

Lifestyle Ecosystem

Other titans of the Leonida food chain:

In the real world, Cluckin' Bell is the hilarious GTA satire of major American poultry and taco chains like KFC and Taco Bell.

Last updated: February, 2026