GoPostal
Postal services with attitude. GoPostal: if we don't lose it, we'll break it. Guaranteed.
Overview
| Category | Parcel & Delivery Service |
|---|---|
| Status | Confirmed |
| First Seen | Official Gameplay Footage & Vans |
| Location | Urban streets, business parks, and crime scenes throughout Leonida |
| Inspiration | FedEx parody |
Popular Services
GoPostal offers 'Turbo Priority' shipping, 'We'll Think About It' tracking, and the legendary 'GoMissing Overnight' option. Perfect for Leonida’s impatient citizens who like their packages fast, dented, and wrapped in attitude. Their motto? 'You pack it, we smash it.'
Brand Interaction
GoPostal trucks are hard to miss — and harder to avoid during a car chase. Their aggressive drivers, questionable routes, and love for curb hopping make them a common sight in Leonida’s chaos. Citizens count on GoPostal for their shady deliveries, discreet shipments, and occasional involvement in heist getaways. GoPostal isn’t just a courier; it’s a way of life — a fast, reckless, and poorly insured one.
Known Activity Log
| Timestamp | Activity |
|---|---|
| Trailer 1 – 00:28 | GoPostal truck crashes through a convenience store during a police chase in Vice County. |
| Trailer 1 – 02:50 | GoPostal billboard looms over a downtown shootout, advertising 'Overnight or Overdead' services. |