Cool Beans
The hipster's brew of choice. Overpriced, overhyped, over here in Leonida's trendiest neighborhoods.
Overview
Category | Coffee Chain / Lifestyle Brand |
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Status | Confirmed |
First Seen | Official Gameplay Footage & Billboards |
Location | Trendy districts, strip malls, and art communes in Leonida and Vice County |
Inspiration | Starbucks |
Popular Products
Cool Beans serves overpriced, overcomplicated coffee to Leonida’s finest pretenders. From triple-foam, oat-milk, vanilla, sugar-free, karma-boosted lattes to cold brew so bitter it mirrors the staff’s attitude. Their seasonal drinks are legendary for being expensive, ridiculous, and barely drinkable — just the way Leonida’s influencer crowd likes it.
Brand Interaction
Cool Beans is where wannabe DJs, failed poets, and trust fund fashion bloggers spend their days sipping on overpriced disappointment. Citizens hang here to flex their eco-straws, post filtered Snapmatic selfies, and pretend their life isn’t a collapsing NFT portfolio. Cool Beans cafés also double as networking hubs for pyramid schemes and bad podcast recordings. The brand is as much about the vibe as it is about the bitter sludge in the cup.
Known Activity Log
Timestamp | Activity |
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Trailer 1 – 01:05 | Cool Beans shop spotted in a trendy Vice County art district, with citizens arguing over pronouns and milk choices. |
Trailer 1 – 02:50 | Protagonist throws an empty Cool Beans cup at a passing security drone during a getaway sequence. |