Cool Beans
The hipster's brew of choice. Overpriced, overhyped, and over here—fueling the caffeine-addicted narcissists of Leonida’s trendiest districts.
Charging double for "karma-boosted" lattes that taste exactly like standard industrial bitter sludge.
The official boardroom for failed poets, wannabe DJs, and anyone whose life is a collapsing NFT portfolio.
Where Leonida’s finest pretenders gather to flex their eco-straws and post filtered Snapmatic selfies.
The Bitter Gospel
Cool Beans is more than a coffee chain; it’s a social filter for Leonida’s ego. In a state where image is everything, holding a Cool Beans cup is the ultimate visual shorthand for "I have too much money and not enough personality."
The brand owns the trendy art districts and strip malls of Vice County, providing complicated oat-milk concoctions to people who argue over pronouns while blocking traffic. It’s the bitter fuel behind every bad podcast and pyramid scheme networking event in the state.
A Cool Beans storefront observed in a trendy Vice County sector, surrounded by citizens seeking their next overpriced fix.
Empty Cool Beans cups seen discarded during chaotic street traversal, serving as high-resolution litter across the highway.
Lifestyle Ecosystem
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In the real world, Cool Beans is the unmistakable GTA parody of global coffee conglomerates like Starbucks.
Last updated: February, 2026